If eating makes you happy but being overweight makes you sad, there's a simple solution. Eat yourself.
Age 37, Male
Professional bum
The Royal Academy of Dropkick
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Joined on 11/11/04
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00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Complete Act I
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Complete the Tutorial Level
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 3
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level1
Kill 100 zombies
Complete 30 rooms
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Die by falling off the edge.
Die by getting squished.